MATHEMATICALLY CORRECT And JUST FOR FUN
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%We have all had meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:IF:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ was represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D- W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%And,K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A T- T-I- T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I- T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S- K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+ 19+ 19+ 11+9+ 19+ 19+9+14+7 =118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While HARD WORK & KNOWLEDGE will get you close,and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT & ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.